Justine’s Brasserie – More delicious food in Austin!

Ok, so I have been pining to to go to Justine’s and this past Saturday…my wish came true…A hefty $100 tab later (I blame the Hendrick’s martinis) and a full belly…I can’t wait to go back! We had a crew of seven and rolled in at 10:20 pm to a not-so-welcoming HOUR wait.  Justine’s will […]

Mad Man (and Women) of the 2010 Emmy Awards…fashion alert!

The 2010 Emmy awards came and went without much hubbub regarding anyone’s atrocious fashion sense.  The usual offenders were MIA…most likely hanging out in some seedy West LA bar with that idiot Scott Disick.  What the fuck is wrong with that kid.  Better yet, what the fuck is wrong Kourtney Kardashian?

Who wants to assassinate Sara Palin more than me?

Plenty of people!!!! And this is only one reason why… WHAT. THE. FUCK?  She stands for everything that I don’t.  And not only that, but she is a bigger idiot than George W.  (and who even knew that that was remotely possible)?  I am at a loss for words.  Separate church and state and let […]

I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH!

I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain.  She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain.  It’s pure fucking genius people.  Genius.  Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy.  KFC’s […]

Smack it up, Flip it…Knock it off??

That’s exactly what this guy did to his girlfriend! Knocked her plum off the balcony while “dancing”. Welcome to spring break…you crazy kids. Next time your ass is in the air and your man’s clearly not good with the judgement of his strength…a dance off is NOT a good idea. I repeat, NOT a good […]

Ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary…actually…

What’s all the fuss over “ain’t” about? Is there really anything wrong with the word? Or is it even a word? The colloquialism ain’t is a nonstandard contraction of the following: “am not;” “are not;” “is not;” “have not;” and “has not.” It is also used in some dialects as a contraction for “do not,” […]

Hey, Hoarders are people too!

Skokie city police in Cook County, Illinois are forced to cut the roof off of a house after a hoarder was buried alive under her phat stash!  (watch) According to authorities, the home was filled with debris from the floor up to three feet below the ceiling.  The two occupants of the home dug tunnels […]

US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF!

That’s right.  Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for […]

WTF…Forever 21 has a maternity line?

Yes, that’s right, recently the tween fashion house reported that they were going to begin pimping their own line of maternity wear.  MATERNITY WEAR?  Need I go further?

Anthony Bourdain, Take Two…and some SHIT food!

It’s no joke, kids…amigo and I like to get our food on!  Last night, my sweet man escorted me to see my foodie idol, Anthony Bourdain.  Now, I have seen him once before, this time in much better company, and he was great then as well, however, I do believe that I now have a […]