What’s all the fuss over “ain’t” about? Is there really anything wrong with the word? Or is it even a word? The colloquialism ain’t is a nonstandard contraction of the following: “am not;” “are not;” “is not;” “have not;” and “has not.” It is also used in some dialects as a contraction for “do not,” […]
Ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary…actually… Read More »
Skokie city police in Cook County, Illinois are forced to cut the roof off of a house after a hoarder was buried alive under her phat stash! (watch) According to authorities, the home was filled with debris from the floor up to three feet below the ceiling. The two occupants of the home dug tunnels
Hey, Hoarders are people too! Read More »
That’s right. Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for
US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF! Read More »
Yes, that’s right, recently the tween fashion house reported that they were going to begin pimping their own line of maternity wear. MATERNITY WEAR? Need I go further?
WTF…Forever 21 has a maternity line? Read More »
It’s no joke, kids…amigo and I like to get our food on! Last night, my sweet man escorted me to see my foodie idol, Anthony Bourdain. Now, I have seen him once before, this time in much better company, and he was great then as well, however, I do believe that I now have a
Anthony Bourdain, Take Two…and some SHIT food! Read More »
The Good, the Bad, and the Juicy is not only a space for me to rave about the wonderful ins and outs of this city I call home, but as many of you know, it’s also a community bulletin board in which I express the good, the bad and the juicy about city-wide occurrences. A
Cupcake Wars, Trailer Trash, Bar Brawls and Ice Cream… Read More »
And in comes the damage control from BP Oil. According to this article, the oil giant is trying to pay off fishermen so they will not sue. Of course they are. And for anyone out there with any business sense what-so-ever, it makes sense. It happens all the time. Come on people…why are you so surprised? Of course
Stop blaming BP for what has happened and take a look in the fucking mirror! Read More »
I was fortunate enough to have a working lunch today with a wonderful woman – at Olivia. Named, by Bon Appetit Magazine, as one of the Top Ten New Restaurants in America for 2009. Upon walking in, I was delightfully greeted by a garden at the back of the building. You know what that means…FRESH! (or at
Vichyssoise (and so much more) @ OLIVIA – Austin Read More »
Howdy ya’ll! I realize that it has been a while since I promised that review on the Franklin BBQ trailer, so here goes. I have actually been twice now. And mind you, I am not the world’s biggest BBQ fan! First of all, go only when you have plenty of time to stand in line.
Franklin’s BBQ – Austin, Texas Read More »
First I will begin by saying that I am newly obsessed with The Great Outdoors Nursery and the cafe that also sits on the property, The Garden District. I like to go for lunch because it’s right by my office and makes for a mini-vacay in the middle of my otherwise stressful (what a
The Great Outdoors Nursery and The Garden Distrcit Cafe + Butterflies! Read More »