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Your Next “Reality”: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, er…POODLE!

That’s right girls and boys, now that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” are filing for bankruptcy and the show is moving to Houston to film the southern girls and their mad bling and awful accents, and “Jon and Kate + Eight” is now just “Kate + Eight” (I’d rather stab myself in the eye), TLC …

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I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH!

I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain.  She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain.  It’s pure fucking genius people.  Genius.  Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy.  KFC’s …

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US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF!

That’s right.  Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for …

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