That’s right girls and boys, now that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” are filing for bankruptcy and the show is moving to Houston to film the southern girls and their mad bling and awful accents, and “Jon and Kate + Eight” is now just “Kate + Eight” (I’d rather stab myself in the eye), TLC […]
Your Next “Reality”: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, er…POODLE! Read More »
Plenty of people!!!! And this is only one reason why… WHAT. THE. FUCK? She stands for everything that I don’t. And not only that, but she is a bigger idiot than George W. (and who even knew that that was remotely possible)? I am at a loss for words. Separate church and state and let
Who wants to assassinate Sara Palin more than me? Read More »
I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain. She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain. It’s pure fucking genius people. Genius. Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy. KFC’s
I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH! Read More »
That’s exactly what this guy did to his girlfriend! Knocked her plum off the balcony while “dancing”. Welcome to spring break…you crazy kids. Next time your ass is in the air and your man’s clearly not good with the judgement of his strength…a dance off is NOT a good idea. I repeat, NOT a good
Smack it up, Flip it…Knock it off?? Read More »
Skokie city police in Cook County, Illinois are forced to cut the roof off of a house after a hoarder was buried alive under her phat stash! (watch) According to authorities, the home was filled with debris from the floor up to three feet below the ceiling. The two occupants of the home dug tunnels
Hey, Hoarders are people too! Read More »
That’s right. Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for
US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF! Read More »
Yes, that’s right, recently the tween fashion house reported that they were going to begin pimping their own line of maternity wear. MATERNITY WEAR? Need I go further?
WTF…Forever 21 has a maternity line? Read More »
The Good, the Bad, and the Juicy is not only a space for me to rave about the wonderful ins and outs of this city I call home, but as many of you know, it’s also a community bulletin board in which I express the good, the bad and the juicy about city-wide occurrences. A
Cupcake Wars, Trailer Trash, Bar Brawls and Ice Cream… Read More »
You know, I am kind of on the fence with this one. While I would never in a million years want to expose my “brown eye” to the world, I have a sneaking suspicion that these covers may just draw some unwanted attention to the anterior region. For whatever it’s worth, ETSY is a world
Butt (hole) covers for your pet? Yeah, it’s true! Read More »
I’m over it. Go find that shit somewhere else. gbj
Oh yeah, about all those SXSW posts I promised… Read More »