Um….where do i begin? Woke up this morning to the tv telling me that the pope has been covering up child molestation for years. Am I surprised? No. Is there any justification? Um, fuck no. “I am the Lord, Your God! You shall have no other Gods before me…” Really? People believe in this shit? […]
Happy Easter, Catholics – Your Pope has been covering up child molestation… Read More »
Ugh, where to start. Wednesday, St Patty’s Day, ( I don’t have a lick of Irish in me, but they do make fabulous whiskey) was a night thing because I had to work all day. After work I went downtown and drank my face off by myself, well, not by myself – with the other
SXSW – Austin, Texas…I hugged a hot trannie! Read More »
You know, I am kind of on the fence with this one. While I would never in a million years want to expose my “brown eye” to the world, I have a sneaking suspicion that these covers may just draw some unwanted attention to the anterior region. For whatever it’s worth, ETSY is a world
Butt (hole) covers for your pet? Yeah, it’s true! Read More »
oy vei! this place is one hot mess! i have been waiting for a really long time to post about it because i felt really bad about what is about to go down in this post…sorry, simplicity, but you deserve it… 🙁 me and my girl went there a little bit ago to check it
There’s a new (piece of shit) restaurant in town!!!! Read More »
First of all, let me tell you this once again, I know that I have bragged about it before, and…rightfully so. One of my friends is the executive producer of this little show that is historical in Austin, Austin City Limits. And no, I am not speaking of the idiot festival that comes through every
When Horrible Music and The One-Balled Doper Collide! Read More »
*how the hell did i wake up in time to get here this morning, shower, get dressed (not the best outfit of the century), manage to hide my alcohol breath and not puke? looks like it’s gonna be a good day. *i am currently eating salt out of the packet. too bad i dont have
I’m over it. Go find that shit somewhere else. gbj
Oh yeah, about all those SXSW posts I promised… Read More »
This past weekend I was in the mood for brunch…on Saturday. I had heard that Lambert’s BBQ did a fine Saturday brunch, so the bf and I weaved our way through the Austin Farmer’s Market to Lambert’s Downtown Fancy BBQ. Seems they decided to change things up a bit and offer brunch on Sunday only.
LaCondesa – Austin, Texas Read More »
and everyone wants to blame the Mexican Drug Cartel…um, folks…i hate to say it, but the fuckin Cartel receives the majority of their income, albeit illegal, from WEED. DIRT WEED none-the-less, you god damned idiots. Uh, really? Decapitation…for weed? Personally, I don’t think that’s necessary. does someone clean your house for you? do your lawn?
Spring Break in S. Texas and Mexico become a safety hazard… Read More »
For real, guys. Today it was drizzling, dark and cloudy on my way home from work. I turned on the radio for the weather forecast, and low and behold, there were like 20 accidents in town…Ok, so, Texans (along w/ women, asians, and drunks) are known for our inability to drive…so how come, whenever the
Why cain’t us Texas folk drive? Read More »