For Jessica Simpson, being in love = getting fat…
Last night (or whatever the night is that it was on) singing for the tv show Dancing With the Stars. She is like a rollercoaster with her weight. Hey, don’t yell at me. It’s the truth.
She kicked off her state fair tour (yes, you heard me correctly…from arenas to state fairs) yesterday in Indiana! I can barely conceal the smile on my face at this posting. I love to see the demise of others like this one…and let me add, what the fuck is she wearing? That shirt looks like …
…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now. There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up …