Why is Jessica Simpson such a douche bag?


She kicked off her state fair tour (yes, you heard me correctly…from arenas to state fairs) yesterday in Indiana! I can barely conceal the smile on my face at this posting. I love to see the demise of others like this one…and let me add, what the fuck is she wearing? That shirt looks like a sausage casing. Please. Just b/c you can’t make it in the pop world doesn’t mean you can try your wanna be talent in each genre. I used to think you were cute when you were younger and ignorant, but now that you are just plain ignorant it’s time for you to go into hiding. I promise, it’s best for everyone.

Damn, you suck. Nick and Vanessa are so digging this!

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