…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now. There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up […]
Jessica Simpson is in Esquire this month… Read More »
The Rocker was sentenced to 14 weeks in jail after he allegedly violated his probation sentence and used drugs. Much to the surprise of the general public, Pete can’t seem to keep himself sober. 14 weeks? Are you fucking kidding me? Please, if this were say, um, me…I would have been sent away for a
Pete Doherty is in trouble…again… Read More »
Which, I don’t…that is why I am not even taking the time to post a picture of these douche bags… A note to both of you, Beyonce, your clothing line is the most atrocious thing I have seen since the Olsen twins tried to act, and your ass needs a little streamlining. Jay, Your music,
Jay Z and Beyonce tie the knot…if you care Read More »
I never knew they sold smack up in there! Serisouly kids, there i sno way in hell LL is staying sober if she’s hanging out w/ Samantha, The Wonder Mess.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hit the grocery store! Read More »
Kate and Owen are getting the rumor mills churning once again…apparently Kate was visiting Owen in south Florida while he is filming a movie…Everyone is all up in arms about her visiting him b/c “people” blame his suicide attempt on their first-time failed relationship. Here’s what I think about their reunion…who gives a fuck? I
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson together in Miami…kind of… Read More »
Yes, that seems to be the biggest news of the day! What a sad sad world we live in homies…
Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony (aka Skeletor) birth alien twins Read More »
She just recently began her world tour in South Africa. Yes, I know there are many white people there. It was a bad attempt at a joke. So…let’s talk about Celine’s son, Renee Charles. Yes, that is a dude. Cut that god damned hair you loaded fucking Canadian asshole! Get the fuck out of Africa
Celine Dion…the token white woman of Africa… Read More »
Home-wreckers and cheaters unite!
Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan are ENGAGED! Read More »
Rapper T.I., whose real name is Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr., was arrested this afternoon in Atlanta. The ATF executed a search warrant at his home, and according to Atlanta’s FOX 5 News, T.I., remains in custody. TMZ has more.
Rapper TI arrested in Atlanta! Read More »