…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now.
There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up and dresses like my grandma would if she were still alive, but whatever. They are both incredibly blind and transparent. For me, that is fucking hilarious. I come to work just to hear all the dumb shit that comes out of her mouth. If she only knew…