For Jessica Simpson, being in love = getting fat…

Last night (or whatever the night is that it was on) singing for the tv show Dancing With the Stars. She is like a rollercoaster with her weight. Hey, don’t yell at me. It’s the truth.

Jessica Simpson celebrates “Little Friday”, gets drunk on Thursday…

Ahhhh, yes. The hundred yard stare. I think I have seen that one before…like when i look in the mirror at 3am on Friday night. I don’t know where she was, and I really don’t care. You shouldn’t either.

Jessica Simpson gives you a shot of her cottage cheese ass…

Let WWTDD.com show you the goods! I mean, what the hell…that much money and you still cant make the cellulite go away…or lift that shit a little? I don’t believe it. Carrie Underwood was right…Jessica is kind of fat. So sad.

Why is Jessica Simpson such a douche bag?

She kicked off her state fair tour (yes, you heard me correctly…from arenas to state fairs) yesterday in Indiana! I can barely conceal the smile on my face at this posting. I love to see the demise of others like this one…and let me add, what the fuck is she wearing? That shirt looks like […]

Jessica Simpson is in Esquire this month…

…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now. There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up […]