Jay Z and Beyonce tie the knot…if you care

Which, I don’t…that is why I am not even taking the time to post a picture of these douche bags…

A note to both of you,

Beyonce, your clothing line is the most atrocious thing I have seen since the Olsen twins tried to act, and your ass needs a little streamlining.

Jay,

Your music, wait, that’s what you do, right? Well, it sux…and so do your clothes.

You guys can go off and live in a happily, ridiculously, austintatiously clad world…

Great…

GBJ

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