sometimes all it takes is a little prodding. let’s talk about new year’s resolutions for a second. i think that my boss has come up with an idea that i simply may be able to stick to. rather than proclaiming, “i will work out 5x/week this year”, she suggests that it’s best not to quantify, […]
A New Year’s Resolution, shoes, and burritos…HAPPY NEW YEAR! Read More »
That’s right, I said. The national Amber Alert System should simply disappear or at least be revised. It’s a drain of public money, the giant billboards are distracting and ineffective, and they are a total eyesore. To begin this conversation let me state that I do not have any children of my own. However,
The National Amber Alert System Stinks! Read More »
i am aware that it has been a while since i have posted anything, and to be perfectly honest, i am not going to making any excuses. fuck you. healthcare reform for the goddamn idiots out there…(and there are a lot of you) first of all, what the hell is going on with the healthcare
The Pour House – in Austin. Formerly called The Brentwood Tavern (which was horrible and filled with shitty little kids). The new owners are the brain children that also own Mugshots, Barfly’s and The Hideout (north). The bartenders are great (thank you, Garth) and the patio is fabulous! There are Mel’s Fun Bags as well…(shut
*****NEW awesome bar alert***** Read More »
Don’t get me wrong, but come on, sistah! Please tell me you see the problems here!
Them Floridians Need Some Help in Geography – at least one does Read More »
First of all, let me tell you this once again, I know that I have bragged about it before, and…rightfully so. One of my friends is the executive producer of this little show that is historical in Austin, Austin City Limits. And no, I am not speaking of the idiot festival that comes through every
When Horrible Music and The One-Balled Doper Collide! Read More »
*how the hell did i wake up in time to get here this morning, shower, get dressed (not the best outfit of the century), manage to hide my alcohol breath and not puke? looks like it’s gonna be a good day. *i am currently eating salt out of the packet. too bad i dont have
I have been seeing these kinds of ads around lately, especially since school just resumed and what not. There are ads out there from parents and institutions alike advertising easy money as a tutor for elementary to college and post college students…some paying up to $100/hr. Now people, my mom is a teacher. She has
Craigslist just enlightened me once more…tutors vs teachers Read More »
When I was a junior in high school I had a really terrible rope swing accident. While flying through the sky to a safe landing in the water on the golf course in rainy, dark, and damp Kingwood, Texas, (circa 1992) my knees were tightly pressed against my chest as to miss the tree stump
Something you should know about me… Read More »
So, it seems that there are others out there that are just as religiously jaded as myself. I found an old friend from HS and some of the brain action he has goin on is preeeeetty funny. To honor him, I am going to repost the Jesus dress up website and tell ya a little
Religion Sucks, plain and simple. Read More »