I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH!

I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain.  She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain.  It’s pure fucking genius people.  Genius.  Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy.  KFC’s …

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South Florida – More (illegal) penis pumps per capita!

Two South Florida men have been arrested and charged with Medicare fraud as they have been billing the Federal Government for fraudulent penis pumps. Four claims for penis pump reimbursement were filed for FEMALE patient alone. Hmmmmm, let’s see, medicare fraud amounts to approximately $65 billion dollars per year. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if I could …

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Ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary…actually…

What’s all the fuss over “ain’t” about? Is there really anything wrong with the word? Or is it even a word? The colloquialism ain’t is a nonstandard contraction of the following: “am not;” “are not;” “is not;” “have not;” and “has not.” It is also used in some dialects as a contraction for “do not,” …

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US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF!

That’s right.  Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for …

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A Drug To Prevent Being a Lesbian? No wonder we don’t have a cancer cure!

With more and more medical innovations that tell us surprising amounts of information about unborn children, the medical ethics of prenatal drugs become significantly complicated. It seems unproblematic to allow couples to see what gender their child will be, but what happens when pregnant women are informed that their children may have congenital adrenal hyperplasia …

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