Plenty of people!!!! And this is only one reason why… WHAT. THE. FUCK? She stands for everything that I don’t. And not only that, but she is a bigger idiot than George W. (and who even knew that that was remotely possible)? I am at a loss for words. Separate church and state and let […]
Who wants to assassinate Sara Palin more than me? Read More »
I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain. She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain. It’s pure fucking genius people. Genius. Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy. KFC’s
I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH! Read More »
Two South Florida men have been arrested and charged with Medicare fraud as they have been billing the Federal Government for fraudulent penis pumps. Four claims for penis pump reimbursement were filed for FEMALE patient alone. Hmmmmm, let’s see, medicare fraud amounts to approximately $65 billion dollars per year. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if I could
South Florida – More (illegal) penis pumps per capita! Read More »
That’s exactly what this guy did to his girlfriend! Knocked her plum off the balcony while “dancing”. Welcome to spring break…you crazy kids. Next time your ass is in the air and your man’s clearly not good with the judgement of his strength…a dance off is NOT a good idea. I repeat, NOT a good
Smack it up, Flip it…Knock it off?? Read More »
What’s all the fuss over “ain’t” about? Is there really anything wrong with the word? Or is it even a word? The colloquialism ain’t is a nonstandard contraction of the following: “am not;” “are not;” “is not;” “have not;” and “has not.” It is also used in some dialects as a contraction for “do not,”
Ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary…actually… Read More »
Skokie city police in Cook County, Illinois are forced to cut the roof off of a house after a hoarder was buried alive under her phat stash! (watch) According to authorities, the home was filled with debris from the floor up to three feet below the ceiling. The two occupants of the home dug tunnels
Hey, Hoarders are people too! Read More »
That’s right. Rather than curing cancer, bottling unicorn serum, sending search teams to find the next double rainbow, or burning every Princess Bride movie that still exists, our government is paying people to research the effects of cocaine on a quail’s sex drive. All the while, I know people who would have done it for
US Government donates $181,406 in cocaine to….QUAILS? WTF! Read More »
Yes, that’s right, recently the tween fashion house reported that they were going to begin pimping their own line of maternity wear. MATERNITY WEAR? Need I go further?
WTF…Forever 21 has a maternity line? Read More »
With more and more medical innovations that tell us surprising amounts of information about unborn children, the medical ethics of prenatal drugs become significantly complicated. It seems unproblematic to allow couples to see what gender their child will be, but what happens when pregnant women are informed that their children may have congenital adrenal hyperplasia
A Drug To Prevent Being a Lesbian? No wonder we don’t have a cancer cure! Read More »
It’s no joke, kids…amigo and I like to get our food on! Last night, my sweet man escorted me to see my foodie idol, Anthony Bourdain. Now, I have seen him once before, this time in much better company, and he was great then as well, however, I do believe that I now have a
Anthony Bourdain, Take Two…and some SHIT food! Read More »