Spring Break in S. Texas and Mexico become a safety hazard…

and everyone wants to blame the Mexican Drug Cartel…um, folks…i hate to say it, but the fuckin Cartel receives the majority of their income, albeit illegal, from WEED.  DIRT WEED none-the-less,  you god damned idiots. Uh, really? Decapitation…for weed? Personally, I don’t think that’s necessary. does someone clean your house for you?  do your lawn? […]

Turns out Lindsay Lohan has a brain…she talks about Sarah Palin

Continue below to see what she has to say about Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin…quite funny, actually. “I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin. I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or […]

Courtenay Semel claims to be Lindsay Lohan’s first lezbo love…

That’s the word around town. Lesbians rule… Courtney Semel has allegedly claimed that she was actress Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian lover. Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, says she and Lohan secretly dated before the ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ star began dating Sam Ronson. “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, […]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson PDA it up in Miami beach!

Fighting in lobby of their hotel, hangin on the beach, still not confirming their very personal “friendship”…these two are killing me…just get it out already. I know, I know, as soon as they admit that they lick each other’s pussy, the fun is over. The mystery will be lost forever. Lindsay will become (remain?) a […]

Samantha Ronson has a hickey…from that trash Lindsay Lohan…not kidding

Apparently from a steamy love session in their Paris hotel room! Who gives a fuck? Not me…in other LL news, apparently her and Sam got into a fight and the person there to console our poor, favorite, lesbian, piece of grabage…Lauren Conrad…those Hills girls just know how to make into the press! Way to go […]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hit the grocery store!

I never knew they sold smack up in there! Serisouly kids, there i sno way in hell LL is staying sober if she’s hanging out w/ Samantha, The Wonder Mess.

Oh shit, Lindsay Lohan is working on a hip-hop album…

No, I will not get the fuck out of town! “I’m recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again has been really great,” she said of her “dance, hip-hop and R&B album,” adding, “It’s all coming together.”

Lindsay Lohan…um, can we say, NASTY?

I am baffled at why anyone would think this beast has any sex appeal what-so-ever. She’s way too freckley (is that a word), her legs are simply atrocious, and she insists on always looking like either a big huge piece of trailer trash or a total hooker. Oh wait, boys with dicks like hookers…right?

Linsday Lohan recreates the last famous Marilyn Monroe shoot

This bitch is hideous, sorry bf!  She got dissed my Leo and Adrien Grenier, so this attention whore has decided she is going to show the world what they missed out on.  Oh God.