Ok, listen to me people…how the hell does she do this. I swear. I have lost and gained the same two pounds for the last year. This is so not fair. Don’t give me all the money bullshit…it obviously has to be humanly possible…
I must admit, I do feel a tinge of excitement and overwhelming joy when celebs get fat…and w/ Jess, we know it will happen again…soon…like as soon as she is done filming her next big role in Major Movie Star. Love you Jess, but you know it’s true. It’s ok, we are only human.