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Oh, that’s right…I forgot that American’s aren’t as cool as the Brits…it must be a British thing.  Whatever – your husband is hot and English, but you…you are a freaking sorry as wannabe!

And no, it’s not because she’s ORANGE.  She was caught driving with a suspended license!  The heiress had her blue Bentley impounded, but she was set free…Bad Paris!

Last night at the Oscars.  What is she hungry?  Pissed?  Bitch looks like she can’t stand up straight.  Ok, Ok.  So she’s hanging out w/ Mrs. Becks, but still, not everyone can be as hot as Posh looking like a toothpick.  Poor Katie.

An open letter to Drew Barrymore, When did you start hanging out w/ The Joker?  That shit is scary! Regards, GBJ

US weekly for the details…Apparently he has resorted to designing slutty costumes for a Paula Abdul project….:(

Wow, what is up?  Apparently Brit has yet again checked herself out of rehab.  According to ET she is gone.  Hopefully to find a more secluded spot.  I am pretty sure that that won’t happen.  Not for her.

OMG…what will she do next?  This girl is simply attention starved.  Homegirl obviously should have stayed in rehab… An open letter to Fed-Ex, You’re not so bad after all.  Although I think you are still a horrible rapper, your fatherly skills may be more than what they were once cracked up to be.  You were

Wha?  Ok, so here is the scenario, I am standing in line last night waiting to get into Stubb’s to see Kitty Kitty Bang Bang…which was awesome btw…and the girl in front of me was talking to her friend about celebrity gossip and how she never misses a beat, and SHE SAID THAT PARIS GOT

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