Wha? Ok, so here is the scenario, I am standing in line last night waiting to get into Stubb’s to see Kitty Kitty Bang Bang…which was awesome btw…and the girl in front of me was talking to her friend about celebrity gossip and how she never misses a beat, and SHE SAID THAT PARIS GOT A BOOB JOB! Why haven’t I heard about this? What is she reading? Yes, I’ll admit, I have been very busy lately with work (gotta pay the bills), but wtf? I miss a boob job? HELP me, please!