Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live…ill with pancreatic cancer

No Good. It has been reported by several news sites. He will be missed.

Update: 7:00 pm, same day

I just saw on E! TV that in fact, Pat’s docs are saying that he is responding well to treatment and his outlook is “optimistic”. They deny stating that he only has weeks to live.

I don’t have much experience w/ cancer in the immediate sense, so I don’t know the lingo. I hope they’re not right.

and ps, shame on fark.com for making Ghost jokes!!! Shame on you!