Jessica Alba has the ass to prove she’s with child!

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Ok, what is she? French and Mexican maybe? I think that’s it. Anyways, we all know what happens to the latinas after birth, they blow the fuck up. This girls and boys, is one reason GBJ is not real excited about having a bun in the oven. There are about a zillion other reasons as well. For one, no one in my family has any business spreading around our genes. I swear.

Good luck JA, I’m sure Jenny Craig will be knocking before too long. Another endorsement deal awaits you, doll!

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