Heidi Klum is the new face of Jordache

Way hotter than the break-out ads of the late 70’s, but she cannot do for these horrid stretches of fabric what Becks has done for American soccer.  Hey, how about this.  Let’s put him a in a pair of skin tight, dark rinsed, skinny jeans and see how they explode! 

Ok wait.  One last look at the this picture…I’d totally do her!  She’s hot.