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I totally stole the picture and the text from IDLYITW, but fuck it. I am at work and busy…painting my nails. “The women in Tom Cruise’s life seem to have the gift that keeps on giving. In the past week, both Cruise’s ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, and his current one, Katie Holmes (above), have been photographed […]

This is from the Austin American Statesman, our local news rag. Please take a moment to read about this incredible person and reflect on your own sorry life and how bad you really have it… GBJ AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF Thursday, December 18, 2008 For nearly two decades, Jennifer Gale was an Austin fixture — the eccentric,

So, hopefully you are all not too drunk this early in the day to see that I have a new layout! The man is right purdy’n it up for me. It may take a bit for me to get to the new ways of GBJ, so please just exercise your patients little darlings. However, I

its about mother fucking time we did something different, folks! it’s in our hands…everyone needs to help make this president succeed! he has a HUGE task in front of him. He has to prove to the people that voted for him that we did it for a reason! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps, i had to be at

ok, so this pic is old, but it is Jen and John back in their summer love…reports have surfaced that the two are spending some quality time together again…Awe….. “The couple, who broke up in August, reconnected last weekend in New York, and were then spotted together in L.A. celebrating Mayer’s 31st birthday on Wednesday

readers, i know that i missed a lot of very important headlines this weekend…well, actually, i didn’t miss them at all. i was busy at acl missing nothing! and, if you guys know that i did not write about them, then you obviously did not miss them either. so, today, i will write as much

“• Ashley Olsen, joining beau Justin Bartha on the Las Vegas set of his new movie, The Hangover as it filmed on the roof of Caesars Palace. “She was cute, laughing and giggling throughout,” a source says. “She was wearing a headset and listening to the whole production while Justin was shooting.” Between takes, the

Well kids, I was sure that we were no longer reporting on pistol Pete cuz he has (in his world) laid rather low these days…Anyways, the news on the street today is that Pete ODd last week while in Austria. I don’t know. Looks possible “The Sun reports that Dreamy was set to perform at

So…if you want to read some more beautifully hilarious and thought provoking material…please go here…http://plasticed.tumblr.com/, or click here. He too has a perm link under the “friend’s bogs” category… Doug is brilliant. Read his shit…get smart, assholes! Now, all we need is to get The Real Drunk Uncle Bob to update his shit on a