Updates from all over: Jen and John out together in LA last night

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ok, so this pic is old, but it is Jen and John back in their summer love…reports have surfaced that the two are spending some quality time together again…Awe…..

“The couple, who broke up in August, reconnected last weekend in New York, and were then spotted together in L.A. celebrating Mayer’s 31st birthday on Wednesday night.

The bash was held at the Grand Havana Room, a members-only restaurant and cigar club. ”

More news to add…

Guy Ritchie and Madonna divorce has been officially released. A-Rod was front and center at Madonna’s concert, and Guy Ritchie is now celebrating b/c he is free to date someone who does not look like your dead, dug up grandmother. Jeez, sorry, grandma…i am sure you still look better than the Material Whatever…

It seems as if Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are in the midst of a separation. And kids, it has nothing to do with the affair he had w/ that one young bitch…Apparently the split is caused by Tea’s “text” affair w/ her one time co-star Billy Bob Thornton…who I have met and think is very very creepy! Not to mention the fact that he left (cheated) his 9 mo preggers wife, Laura Dern, for Angelina Jolie…who he also later cheated on after she adopted her first son Maddox. For whatever reason Tea thinks he will change beats the hell out of me…or maybe she just wants to get w/ BBT cuz its apparent that all the hoes he’s been with have moved up the food chain after his hasty escape…Laura Dern to hottie Ben Harper and Angelina Jolie to…oh, what’s his face?

More news on the front line…Angelina and Brad plan to adopt another little fucker after the twins have been around for six months…to give them ample time to get used to life on the go. Six months? For real? So what, are these kids like super human or something? I have been around for a rough 26 years and I still can’t get a handle on the rat race. What is about rich, adopted kids that us middle class, biological, idiots can’t grasp?

And far more depressing than that is that Audrina Patridge, the hooker from The Hills, Makes 130k per episode…that’s a whole lotta blow! Wait, where did that come from…

I am gonna go throw up now.

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