As of Wednesday, Brit loses custody of her boys to her ex-rapper…yo! That’s right, K-Fed…the man no one had any confidence in, will take full custody of Sean P and Jayden J, “until further notice”. Awwwwwww Fucking, FINALLY! Gee-zus! I mean come on. Why did it take so long? Damn! Yo boys make good dads. […]
Happy Early Father’s Day, K-Fed! Read More »
This shit is like gold…a GBJ dream come true! “Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping,” he says. “I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I’ve been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere — at home, recording studios and clubs.” Want more?
Britney is a naked wreck! Read More »
I am going to see him tape ACL next month. He’s hot. What can I say. Tall, check…dark, check…handsome, check…tatoos, CHECK! You’re so in! See you soon… Thank you Dick!
John Mayer…cuz I can! Read More »
Click here for the bitchin details! Unfortunately, these shirts are sold out. Being in “the biz” and all, I should own one! Hey KaPow Coffee, if you are a GBJ fan and you love me, you’ll send me one. I like the blue. Size medium. Gracias! El mero mero el numero uno!
You heard it here second… From DearSugar.com DEAR E. JEAN– When I saw the Dear Sugar quiz called “SEMEN: What Do You Know,†it got me wondering. I’m very vain about my figure. I’m in great shape, ride my bike 120 miles a week, watch what I eat, and count every calorie. So, here’s my
Need some protein without all those pesky calories? Go suck your man’s dick! Read More »
You know. The girl in the back with the paddle took the expression right off my face. The only reason I watch this show is cuz these two are classic dip-shits! Heidi got burned last night by Elodie…BITCH STOLE HER JOB! Seriously! Check it out!!!!!!!!
TheHill’s, Heidi Montag and her bitch are out for a birthday float! Read More »
Bob Dylan sucks! I just can’t be nice about it any longer! I was bitter going in as Bob D just does not seem like he has any business taking over a sick spot filled with love and Sunday festival-ness by last years ACL headliner…Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. The year before that, Coldplay. The
ACL 2007’s final act, Bob Dylan…DISTURBING! And not in a good way! Read More »
Wow…Where to begin? I will start by saying that I am so in my element at festivals. I love standing in the port-o-potty line meeting people who have come to my beautiful city from all over the world. They love us. We are so friendly…ya’ll… Here’s how it went down… We arrived at the grounds
6:45 am, one Vicodin in…Hey, they keep me goin… Read More »
OK, so we figured ACL was gonna be a total wash this year since all the folks cancelled…not so fast! Spoon was fuckin bitchin last night, and needless to say…I will not be going to yoga this morning! I’m still fucked up! YAY! Nothing a little Hydrocodone can’t fix! I love that shit…Thanks doc… So
Spoon, Sound Team, Pam, Baby Robots…Look, bitch…I’ll tell it like I see it! Read More »
Farting and shitting are always so entertaining to me. Especially when it i ssomething of this magnitude… Let me break it down for you. There is a new diet pill on the market called Alli. It is the cousin of the prescription strength pill Orlistat, or something like that. This shit has been selling like
I am not as mature as I thought…or should be, whatever… Read More »