Farting and shitting are always so entertaining to me. Especially when it i ssomething of this magnitude…
Let me break it down for you. There is a new diet pill on the market called Alli. It is the cousin of the prescription strength pill Orlistat, or something like that. This shit has been selling like hot cakes and it’s relatively expensive. I wanted to know what all the hype was so I decided to do a little digging. Holy Shit, look what I found!ÂÂ
I fucking love it.
And, as I know that Alli is no human celeb, it is a celeb in its own genre. So there.
Excerpt from “Alli Side Effects – In Layman’s Terms”
Alli says:
“The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as treatment effects.
Jeff Kay says: “Bowel changes. Notice how they phrase that? It means stuff will be happening the likes of which you could never have imagined. It’ll be like a daily Dean Koontz novel inside your underwear.”
You may get:gas with oily spotting
The writer of this gem, Jeff Kay says:You’ll be farting Wesson oil straight through your Dockers…
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