An open letter to Eva Longoria

It was yesterday, Sunday, October 22.  I was at Saks wasting time, trying on ever-priced sunglasses, and enjoying my tall cafe mocha with skim milk and NO whipped cream.  I happen to glance over by the jeans and to my surprise…twas you.  I have actually never been a fan of yours and think your show actually sucks a huge cock, but I have a newly found respect for you.  You showed your face in a place where the “regular” people go, sans make-up, entourage, and bodyguards.  Kudos to you.

For this, I will stop writing all those nasty things about you, your 12 y/o little boy figure, and stop posting pictures of you in the full glory of your mustache. 

You are actually very beautiful in person with no make-up.  A little obnoxious and hyper, but beautiful.

Hope you enjoyed your afternoon at Saks, your dinner @ Maudie’s and The Stones at Zilker.

Austin was happy to have you…

All my love,

Angie

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