Spring Break in S. Texas and Mexico become a safety hazard…

and everyone wants to blame the Mexican Drug Cartel…um, folks…i hate to say it, but the fuckin Cartel receives the majority of their income, albeit illegal, from WEED.  DIRT WEED none-the-less,  you god damned idiots. Uh, really? Decapitation…for weed? Personally, I don’t think that’s necessary. does someone clean your house for you?  do your lawn? […]

Jen and John are together…engaged? I have no idea!

Look people, shit has been really crazy at work so it’s hard for me to write much these days! Anyways, nothing is happening that I give a fuck about. I know, I know, you are prolly dragging the site through mud wondering what my intentions are w/ this thing, but rest assured, I have my […]

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are engaged…that’s right, engaged!

I have no idea exactly what the fuck is going on, kids, but these two are either expecting, engaged, or possibly both… According to WWTDD.com: just a week after Jen and John Mayer reignited their romance, Jen made her move and asked him to marry her! After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, “she […]

It’s official…John Mayer likes the pussy buffet…

So…they broke up, big fucking deal, folks…what were you guys thinking? I know, I know…they were supposed to get married and have kids (blah, blah, blah), and now Jen is now left broken hearted…really? I doubt it.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer like to fuck!

HOT DAMN! I FUCKING LOVE IT!