Ok, I am going to be nice and kind tonight b/c I have a fucking hella rant for tomorrow. If you live in Austin, Tx, and you have ever been to Avenue B Grocery store…you are going to love this…
Anyways…
I turned on the T.v. to watch the Grammy’s, thinking it was going to suck, as always, I was not hoping for much…and to my suprise…
Here comes Kanye, I am sorry, I like him. He embodies something…an ego, most likely, that enchants me. Plus, he’s not bad on the eyes. With an ode to his recently deceased mother, he won the hearts of Americans young and old…where I come from, we call that a…SELL-OUT. What-evs. Like bf says, “he’s not a real rapper…he raps for the white man.”, he’s right. However, he’s not all that bad for a white dude.
Ummmm, Ringo Starr? Whaaaaaaaaat?
Tina Turner and Beyonce Knowles…Here is how this went down. One of those bitches should be dead by now, and the other should pop some Ritalin. You can decide for yourselves which one is which. However, Tina Knowles did design a smashing outfit, huh. No, just kidding.
Stevie Wonder so far has been the most impressive, and all he did was kind of bitch-slap the crowd a little.
Oh wait…I forgot my personal fave, Fergie…and John Legend. All I have to say about that is that it’s rather unfortunate for John. He used to be so good.
Getting back to my wine…