Angie

Boozer…

Get it together honey. I love you the most, but you’re pushin it in this outfit…

According to Oh-Paris.net, a Paris Hilton fansite, these pictures were taken very recently and are of Paris and her ex-shipping heir Starvos Niachros… Matt Leinart? Paris Latsis? Wait, I thought you broke up w/ this guy a long time ago. We get it. You get around!

Penelope looks lovely strolling the beaches of St. Tropez, but what about the girl behind her?

Mrs. Kid Rock was doing some soul searching this weekend on her yacht get-a-way…watcha lookin for again, Pam?

Amidst heightened focus on her late nights and alleged “unprofessionalism,” news has just come out that Lohan has been dropped from her record label in the U.K. That’s right, in case you forgot, Lindsay has released two albums, the last of which – Speak – was not even released in Britain because Lohan reportedly didn’t

The next Pete Doughertys…yes, they have indeed pissed themselves and thrown up all over, well, each other it appears. eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

According to Vice Magazine, this is the hottest look for you ladies… Please let me know how it works out for you.

Note to Nikki: Take all that money you make and get to a trainer…ASAP, while you’re at it, lose Brandon Davis. He’s such a LOSER! WTF? At one time you were my fave of the bunch. I just don’t know anymore.