Jessica Simpson needs to find something she actually good at.

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Acting, no.  singing, not really.  reality tv, eh.

Naturally, what does one do when you clearly suck at everything and are yearning to fail at more.  Why, you make a country album, or course!

Apparently JS is meeting with big wig singer-songwriter John Rich (formerly of the Lonestar) in Nashville, reportedly to work on a country album.

Oh wait, I can I forget…she has failed at other stuff too.  Her clothes and her shoes are deplorable and cheap in a slutty, trailer trash, I’ll pimp anything for money, kind of way.  Hardly what I would call fashion.

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