Lindsay Lohan likes drugs? Get out…

According to WWTDD.com and others, Lohan likes drugs.  I am laughing so hard at this new revelation that I cannot type anymore.  Please, read on for yourselves.  And don’t forget the favorite WWTDD.com jabber at the end…a batman belt?  I love you Tyler Durden!

“The New York Post, Metro UK and Star Magazine all now say (or imply) that Lindsay Lohan is already back using drugs just days after finishing a six week stay at Promises rehab.  They must be beaming with pride.  Page Six asks: 

WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night… 

And Star even says she was getting drunk and high while in rehab: 

A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide.  She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin.  Together they get you really wasted.  At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed.  Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry. 

The monitor she’s wearing is just insulting.  Remember, she put that on herself.  No one checks it.  No one looks at the results.  It doesn’t even look like a real monitor.  It looks too big.  It’s probably a Batman belt.  But again, what am I supposed to be looking at?  What is it supposed to prove?  She might as well wear a wizards cap with stars and crescent moons on it.  “Look, see, still not drinking.”