An open letter to all of my readers…

Bitches and Hoes – I will be going on vacation tomorrow and will not have a way to write for like a week…so, I will try to post as much as I can between now and the time I forget about this and enter lala land…If I am lucky, perhaps BF will take over for […]

Beyonce says she is too famous to go to church…

Hey! That’s the same reason I don’t go to church, you’re too famous! Thanks, B!

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler enters rehab…

Something must be in the water, it seems like everyone is going in these days…sad. Tyler was admitted into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehab center for substance abuse. Not sure which one he is not abusing, I will update soon. On a much more sad note, daughter Liv and hubby Royston Langdon have also decided […]

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged!

Apparently she will show off her ring tonight on the red carpet…what red carpet? i have a date on the couch w/ my man and a movie and could care less about a red carpet…hope you guys enjoy it!

Carmen Electra and Korn guitarist Rob Patterson are engaged!

Carmen, 36 and Rob, 37 are engaged after less than a year of dating…I hope this one does not end up like the rest…Dave Navarro and that one big, tall ,goofy mother fucker, Dennis Rodman!

Cruz Beckham has big dog status…

The party of five were out to celebrate Posh’s 34th birthday at the Pink Taco in LA. This picture is far better than any that I have seen of the outting. What an adorable baby. I would want my kid to be just like this!

Ashlee Simpson baby bump watch!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

The Austin City Limits Music Festival Line-up is upon us….

Click here for the money list… David Byrne! Spiritualized! Conor Oberst! Strange Boys! I can keep going, but I won’t…go look! And ps…I need a TICKET!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged, kids!

That’s what I hear! “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,” Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine’s Web site. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we […]

Gwyneth Paltrow insists her marriage is stable…

I am hardly convinced. She stated that “you will never see the two of us together because that is not how we are”…and something about the relationship started out that way and that is how it has worked for them. She also said that Chris gets very angry when she says anything about him in […]