This is what happens when a hottie like Ashton Kutcher marries a cougar!

Seen here filming his new movie Spread w/ co-star Margarita Levieva. Apparently, Demi has him chained to the bed cuz homeboy is lookin a little pale and chub these days. Not to mention, a little gay. note: no offense fatties or fags, it’s the damn honest truth. I imagine he is tired of that stretched […]