The World Welcomes Bronx Mowgli Simpson-Wentz

Born last night, a baby boy for this emo duo. Congrats and all on the baby, but I think these two need a new schtick. Anyone?

Confirmed preggers for Simpson and Wentz!

I know, it’s old news. I was dumbing it down in Honduras w/ my bitches on the beach…so…love it or leave it!

Ashlee Simpson baby bump watch!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged, kids!

That’s what I hear! “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,” Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine’s Web site. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we […]