Review: Your Mom’s Burgers – Austin!!!!!

  Let me start by saying that today, Amigo and I got to eat lunch together, so my that made my day – he even brought the Frankie with him! We decided to try Your Mom’s Burger Bar because some friends of ours in the ‘hood said they were pretty darn good.  Holy schmolly they could […]

Dinner Idea for the CARNIVORES: Sundried Tomato and Goat Cheese Stuffed Chicken

As many of you know by now, I loooove to cook, I love to eat, I love to bake, and most of all I love to try out new recipes… Sick of the same old same old in the poultry world, I recalled a chicken recipe I had several years ago – some (Italians) call […]

Justine’s Brasserie – More delicious food in Austin!

Ok, so I have been pining to to go to Justine’s and this past Saturday…my wish came true…A hefty $100 tab later (I blame the Hendrick’s martinis) and a full belly…I can’t wait to go back! We had a crew of seven and rolled in at 10:20 pm to a not-so-welcoming HOUR wait.  Justine’s will […]

Mad Man (and Women) of the 2010 Emmy Awards…fashion alert!

The 2010 Emmy awards came and went without much hubbub regarding anyone’s atrocious fashion sense.  The usual offenders were MIA…most likely hanging out in some seedy West LA bar with that idiot Scott Disick.  What the fuck is wrong with that kid.  Better yet, what the fuck is wrong Kourtney Kardashian?

Who wants to assassinate Sara Palin more than me?

Plenty of people!!!! And this is only one reason why… WHAT. THE. FUCK?  She stands for everything that I don’t.  And not only that, but she is a bigger idiot than George W.  (and who even knew that that was remotely possible)?  I am at a loss for words.  Separate church and state and let […]

I do wish Ruth Bourdain was involved here, but it’s only KFC’s new FRIED SKIN SANDWICH!

I have a total foodie geek crush on Ruth Bourdain.  She (?) is an elusive and unknown writer who has recieved her fame by mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain.  It’s pure fucking genius people.  Genius.  Anyways, I can’t wait until she gets her hands on this bad boy.  KFC’s […]

South Florida – More (illegal) penis pumps per capita!

Two South Florida men have been arrested and charged with Medicare fraud as they have been billing the Federal Government for fraudulent penis pumps. Four claims for penis pump reimbursement were filed for FEMALE patient alone. Hmmmmm, let’s see, medicare fraud amounts to approximately $65 billion dollars per year. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if I could […]

Smack it up, Flip it…Knock it off??

That’s exactly what this guy did to his girlfriend! Knocked her plum off the balcony while “dancing”. Welcome to spring break…you crazy kids. Next time your ass is in the air and your man’s clearly not good with the judgement of his strength…a dance off is NOT a good idea. I repeat, NOT a good […]

Ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary…actually…

What’s all the fuss over “ain’t” about? Is there really anything wrong with the word? Or is it even a word? The colloquialism ain’t is a nonstandard contraction of the following: “am not;” “are not;” “is not;” “have not;” and “has not.” It is also used in some dialects as a contraction for “do not,” […]

Hey, Hoarders are people too!

Skokie city police in Cook County, Illinois are forced to cut the roof off of a house after a hoarder was buried alive under her phat stash!  (watch) According to authorities, the home was filled with debris from the floor up to three feet below the ceiling.  The two occupants of the home dug tunnels […]